怪兽电力公司英文台词

怪兽电力公司英文台词

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1 Good night, sweetheart. 2 Good night, Mom. 3 Sleep tight, kiddo. 4 Whoa! 5 Oh! Aye! Oh! Oh! 6 Simulation terminated. 7 Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated. 8 Simulation terminated. 9 All right, Mr. Bile, is it 10 Uh... my friends call me Phlegm. 11 Uh-huh. 12 Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong 13 I fell down 14 No, no, before that. 15 Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile's big mistake 16 Anyone 17 Let's take a look at the tape. 18 Here we go. 19 Uh, right... puh-puh-puh-puh... 20 Ah! There, see 21 The door. You left it wide open. 22 And leaving the door open is the worst mistake 23 any employee can make because... 24 Um... it could let in a draft 25 It could let in 26 a child! 27 Oh! Mr. Waternoose! 28 There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. 29 A single touch could kill you! 30 Leave a door open 31 and a child could walk right into this factory! 32 Right into the monster world! 33 I won't go in a kid's room! 34 You can't make me! 35 You're going in there because we need this. 36 Our city is counting on you 37 to collect those children's screams. 38 Without scream, we have no power. 39 Yes, it's dangerous work 40 and that's why I need you to be at your best. 41 I need scarers who are confident, tenacious 42 tough, intimidating. 43 I need scarers like... like... James P. Sullivan. 44 Hey! Good morning, Monstropolis. 45 It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. 46 in the big monster city. 47 Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees- 48 which is good news for you reptiles- 49 and it looks like it's going to be a perfect day 50 to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in 51 or simply... work out that flab that's hanging over the bed! 52 Get up, Sulley! 53 I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey. 54 Hey! Less talk, more pain, marshmallow boy! 55 Feel the burn! 56 You call yourself a monster 57 Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet! 58 Oop! The kid's awake! 59 Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet- 60 kid's asleep! 61 Twins! In a bunk bed! 62 Ooh! I thought I had you there. 63 Okay, Sulley, here we go. 64 You ready Follow it. 65 Oh! It's over here! 66 Oh, look over there! 67 Don't let the kid touch you! 68 Don't let it touch you! 69 I don't know, but it's been said 70 I love scaring kids in bed! 71 Come on, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! 72 Scary monsters don't have plaque! 73 118... do you have 119 74 Do I see 120 75 Oh, I don't believe it! 76 I'm not even breaking a sweat. 77 Not you! 78 Look! The new commercial's on! 79 The future is bright at Monsters, Incorporated. 80 I'm in this one! I'm in this one! 81 We're part of your life. 82 We power your car. 83 We warm your home. 84 We light your city. 85 I'm Monsters, Incorporated. 86 Hey, look! Betty! 87 Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster... 88 to produce superior scream 89 refined into clean, dependable energy. 90 Every time you turn something on 91 Monsters, Incorporated, is there. 92 I'm Monsters, Incorporated! 93 We know the challenge- 94 the window of innocence is shrinking. 95 Human kids are harder to scare. 96 Of course, M.I. is prepared for the future 97 with the top scarers... 98 the best refineries 99 and research into new energy techniques. 100 Okay, here I come. 101 We're working for a better tomorrow... today! 102 We're Monsters, Incorporated! 103 We're M.I.- Monsters, Incorporated. 104 We scare because we care. 105 I can't believe it. 106 Oh, Mike... 107 I was on TV! 108 Did you see me I'm a natural! 109 Hello. 110 I know! 111 Hey, wasn't I great 112 Did the whole family see it 113 It's your mom. 114 What can I say The camera loves me. 115 I'm telling you, big daddy 116 you're going to be seeing this face on TV a lot more often. 117 Yeah Like, on Monstropolis's Most Wanted 118 You've been jealous of my good looks 119 since the fourth grade, pal. 120 Have a good day, sweetie. 121 You, too, hon. 122 Whoo! Okay, Sulley, hop on in. 123 Nope. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 124 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 125 Where you going What are you doing 126 Mikey, there's a scream shortage. We're walking. 127 - Walking! - Yep. 128 No, no, no, my baby. 129 Come on. Come on. 130 Look, she needs to be driven. 131 Bye, baby. I... I'll call you! 132 Hey, genius, you want to know why 133 I bought the car Huh 134 Not really. 135 To drive it! 136 You know, like, on the street 137 With the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom 138 and no walking involved. 139 Give it a rest, will you, butterball 140 Come on, you could use the exercise. 141 I could use the exercise! 142 Look at you. You have your own climate! 143 How many tentacles jump the rope 144 Morning, Mike! Morning, Sulley! 145 Hey! Morning, kids. 146 Hey, kids. 147 How you doing 148 Bye, Mike! Bye, Sulley! 149 Ow! Hey! 150 Ah, nuts. 151 Hey, hey, hey! Fellas! 152 Hey, Tony! 153 Tony! Ba-da-bing! 154 - Tony! - Hey, Tony! 155 Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow! 156 I hear somebody's close to breaking 157 the all-time scare record. 158 Ah, just trying to make sure 159 there's enough scream to go around. 160 Hey! On the house! 161 - Hey, thanks! - Grazie! 162 Ba-da-bing! 163 Oh, great. 164 Hey, Ted! 165 Good morning! 166 See that, Mikey 167 Ted's walking to work. 168 Big deal. 169 Guy takes five steps and he's there. 170 Monsters, Inc. Please hold. 171 Monsters, Inc. Please hold. Monsters, Inc. Please hold. 172 Morning, Sulley. 173 Morning, Ricky. 174 Hey, it's the Sullster! 175 See you on the scare floor, buddy! 176 Hey, Marge. Hey, how was jury duty 177 Morning, Sulley! 178 Hey! 179 Hey, it's still leaning to the left. 180 It is not! 181 Hey, fellas. 182 Hey, Jerry. 183 Hey, Mr. Sullivan! 184 Guys, I told you, call me Sulley. 185 I don't think so. 186 We just wanted to wish you good luck today. 187 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey! 188 Come on, get lost, you two. 189 You're making him lose his focus. 190 Oh. Sorry. 191 See you later, fellas. 192 Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan! 193 Quiet! You'll make him lose his focus. 194 Oh, no. Sorry! 195 Shut up! 196 Monsters, Inc. Please hold. 197 Monsters, Inc. I'll connect you. 198 Ms. Fearmonger is on vacation. 199 Would you like her voice mail 200 Oh, Schmoopsie-poo. 201 Googley Bear! 202 Happy birthday. 203 Oh, Googley-woogley, you remembered! 204 Hey, Sulley-wulley. 205 Oh, hey, Celia... 206 weelia. 207 Happy birthday. 208 Thanks. 209 So, uh... are we going anywhere special tonight 210 I just got us into a little place 211 called, um... Harryhausen's. 212 Harryhausen's! 213 But it's impossible to get a reservation there! 214 Not for Googley Bear. 215 I will see you at quitting time 216 and not a minute later. 217 Okay, sweetheart. 218 Think romantical thoughts. 219 You and me 220 Me and you 221 Both of us together! 222 You know, pal, she's the one. 223 That's it. She is the one! 224 I'm happy for you. 225 Oh, and, uh, thanks for hooking me up 226 with those reservations. 227 Oh, no problem. 228 They're under the name Googley Bear. 229 Oh, good ide... 230 You know, that wasn't very funny. 231 What the... 232 Wazowski! 233 What do you know 234 It scares little kids and little monsters. 235 I wasn't scared. 236 I have... allergies. 237 Uh-huh. Sure. 238 Hey, Randall, save it for the scare floor, will you 239 I'm in the zone today, Sullivan. 240 Going to be doing some serious scaring. 241 Putting up some big numbers. 242 Wow, Randall. 243 That's great. 244 That should make it even more humiliating 245 when we break the record first. 246 Ha, ha! 247 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 248 Do you hear that 249 It's the winds of change. 250 "You hear it You hear the winds of ch..." 251 Oh, what a creep. 252 One of these days, I am really... 253 going to let you teach that guy a lesson. 254 Chalooby! Baby! 255 Good morning, Roz 256 my succulent little garden snail. 257 And who would we be scaring today 258 Wazowski, you didn't file your paperwork last night. 259 Oh, that darn paperwork. 260 Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away 261 Don't let it happen again. 262 Yes, well, I'll, uh... 263 I'll try to be less careless. 264 I'm watching you, Wazowski. 265 Always watching. 266 Whoo! She's nuts. 267 Always! 268 All scare floors are now active. 269 Assistants, please report to your stations. 270 Okay, people, eastern seaboard coming on-line. 271 We got scarers coming out! 272 Ooh, they're so awesome. 273 Hey... may the best monster win. 274 I plan to. 275 We are on in seven... six... 276 five... four... three... 277 two... 278 You're the boss. You're the boss. 279 You're the big, hairy boss. 280 Oh, I'm feeling good today, Mikey! 281 Yeah! 282 Whoa! 283 Attaboy. Attaboy. 284 Another door coming right up. 285 You're still behind, Randall. 286 You know, maybe I should realign the scream intake valve. 287 Just get me another door! 288 A door! Yes, door! 289 Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far 290 We may actually make our quota today, sir. 291 Hmm. First time in a month. 292 Huh! 293 What happened 294 The kid almost touched me! 295 She got this close to me! 296 She wasn't scared of you 297 She was only six! 298 I could've been dead! 299 I could've died! 300 Keep it together, man. 301 Hey! We got a dead door over here! 302 - We're coming! - Coming! 303 - Look out! - Out of the way! 304 - Coming through! - Excuse us. 305 We've lost 58 doors this week, sir. 306 Oh, kids these days. 307 They just don't get scared like they used to. 308 Let her rip! 309 Uh, sir 310 What! 311 Look. 312 Attention. 313 We have a new scare leader: Randall Boggs. 314 Slumber party. 315 Whoo! 316 Never mind. 317 Hey! Watch it! 318 Well, James, that was an impressive display! 319 Oh, just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose. 320 Of course, I did learn from the best. 321 If I don't see a new door at my station in five seconds 322 I will personally put you through the shredder! 323 Hey, Wazowski, nice job! 324 Those numbers are pretty sweet. 325 Are they 326 You know, I hadn't even noticed. 327 And, uh... how is Georgie doing 328 He's doing great! 329 I love working with that big guy. 330 Keep the doors coming, Charlie. 331 I'm on a roll today. 332 George and I are like brothers. 333 2319! We have a 2319! 334 Red alert! Red alert! 335 Red alert! Red alert! Red alert! 336 George Sanderson 337 please remain motionless. 338 Prepare for decontamination. 339 Get it off! 340 Duck and cover, people! 341 Oh, not the CDA. 342 Move! Move! Move! 343 Coming through, please. Stand aside. 344 Clear the contaminated area. 345 This is a 2319 in progress. 346 Keep the area clear. 347 Coming through. Watch yourself. 348 Stand back. 349 Careful. 350 All clear. 351 Situation is niner-niner-zero. 352 Ready for decon. 353 Hey, thanks, guys. 354 That was a close one. 355 Okay. 356 Okay, people, take a break! 357 We got to shut down for a half-hour 358 and reset the system. 359 An entire scare floor out of commission. 360 What else can go wrong 361 Oh... what a day. 362 We're just going through a rough time, sir. 363 Everyone knows you're going to get us through it. 364 Tell that to the board of directors. 365 James, this company 366 has been in my family for three generations. 367 I would do anything to keep it from going under. 368 Oh, so would I, sir. 369 Well... 370 Say, I could use your help with something. 371 Anything, sir. 372 You see, we've hired some new scare recruits 373 and frankly, they're... they're, um... uh... 374 Inexperienced 375 Oh, they stink! 376 Uh-huh. 377 And I thought maybe you might come by tomorrow 378 and give them a demonstration. 379 Show them what it takes to be a top scarer, huh 380 I'll start out with the old Waternoose jump-and-growl. 381 Ha! Oh, oh, yes! 382 Now, that's my boy! 383 Let's go, everybody! 384 All doors must be returned! 385 No exceptions! 386 - Oh, yeah. - Whoo! 387 I've never seen anything like you today. 388 You were on a roll, my man. 389 Another day like this 390 and that scare record's in the bag. 391 That's right, baby! 392 Uh-huh. 393 So get this- as if dinner wasn't enough 394 I'm taking her to a monster truck rally afterwards. 395 Nice. 396 What's on your agenda 397 I'm going to head home and work out some more. 398 Again You know, there's more to life than scaring. 399 Whew. Hey, can I borrow your odorant 400 Yeah. I got, uh... 401 smelly garbage or old dumpster. 402 You got low tide 403 No. 404 How about wet dog 405 Yep. Stink it up. 406 You know, I am so romantic 407 sometimes I think I should just marry myself. 408 Give me a break, Mike. 409 What a night of romance I got ahead of me. 410 Tonight is about me 411 and Celia. 412 Ooh, the love boat is about to set sail. 413 'Cause I got to tell you, buddy 414 that face of hers, it just makes my heart go... 415 Yikes! 416 Hello, Wazowski. 417 Fun-filled evening planned for tonight 418 Well, as a matter of fact... 419 Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork 420 correctly... for once. 421 Your stunned silence is very reassuring. 422 Oh, no. My scare reports- I left them on my desk 423 and if I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes 424 they're going to give our table away! 425 What am I going to tell... 426 Schmoopsie-poo 427 Hey, Googley Bear. Want to get going 428 Do I ever! It's just that... 429 What 430 Uh, you know, there's a small... 431 I don't understand. 432 It's just that I forgot about some paperwork 433 I was supposed to file. 434 Mike was reminding me. 435 Thanks, buddy. 436 Whoo. 437 I was I mean, I was! Yeah, I was. 438 Oh, okay. Let's go then. 439 We're going! 440 On my desk, Sulley. 441 The pink copies go to Accounting 442 the fuchsia ones go to Purchasing 443 and goldenrod ones go to Roz. 444 Huh! 445 Leave the puce. 446 Pink copies go to Accounting, the fuchsia ones go to Roz. 447 No, the fuchsia ones go to Purchasing. 448 The goldenrod ones go to Roz. 449 Man, I have no idea what puce is. 450 Oh, that's puce. 451 Hmm 452 Uh, hello 453 Anyone 454 There's a door here. 455 Hmm. 456 Hello 457 Hey. 458 Psst. 459 Anybody scaring in here 460 Hello 461 Yo! 462 Hmm. 463 Whoa! Ah! Ah! 464 Oh! 465 Here. 466 Gotcha! 467 Eh! 468 Oh! 469 Yeow! 470 Eww. 471 Whew. 472 Kitty! 473 No, no- stay back. 474 Hmm. 475 And hold it. 476 Get a paper bag! 477 Mmm. 478 Oh, Michael, I've had a lot of birthday... 479 well, not a lot of birthdays 480 but this is the best birthday ever. 481 Hmm. 482 What are you looking at 483 I was just thinking 484 about the first time I laid eye on you- 485 how pretty you looked. 486 Stop it! 487 Your hair was shorter then. 488 Mm-hmm. I'm thinking about getting it cut. 489 No, no, I like it this length. 490 I like everything about you. 491 Just the other day 492 someone asked me who I thought 493 the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis. 494 You know what I said 495 What did you say 496 I said... 497 - Sulley - Sulley 498 No! No, no. 499 That's not what I was going to say. 500 Mike, you're not making sense. 501 Hi, guys! 502 What a coincidence, running into you here! 503 Uh, I'm just going to order something to go. 504 Michael... 505 Sulley! 506 I wonder what's good here. 507 Get out of here. You're ruining everything. 508 I went back to get your paperwork 509 and there was a door. 510 What 511 A door! 512 Randall was in it. 513 Wait a minute. Randall 514 That cheater! 515 He's trying to boost his numbers! 516 There's something else. 517 What! 518 Ook-lay in the ag-bay. 519 What! 520 Look in the bag. 521 What bag 522 Oh! 523 They don't have anything I like here. 524 So take care, Celia! 525 Excuse me, sir. 526 What's going on 527 Celia, please try to understand. 528 I have to do something! 529 Michael 530 On three. 531 One... two... 532 A kid! 533 Boo! 534 A kid! 535 There's a kid here- a human kid! 536 Oh! 537 Googley Bear! 538 Come on! 539 Let's get out of here! 540 Please remain calm. 541 This is not a drill. 542 We have an 835 in progress. 543 Please advise. 544 Michael Michael 545 Oh, Celia. 546 - Please come with me. - Ow. Stop pushing. 547 Hey, get your hands off my Schmoopsie-poo! 548 Building clear. Ready for decontamination. 549 Well, I don't think that date could have gone any worse. 550 If witnesses are to be believed 551 there has been a child security breach 552 for the first time in monster history. 553 We can neither confirm nor deny 554 the presence of a human child here tonight. 555 Well, a kid flew right over me 556 and blasted a car with its laser vision! 557 I tried to run from it, but it picked me up 558 with its mind powers and shook me like a doll! 559 It's true! I saw the whole thing! 560 It is my professional opinion 561 that now is the time to... panic! 562 Oh-oh. 563 Oh, it's coming! 564 It's coming! 565 Boo! 566 No, no, no, no, no! 567 Come here, kid. 568 Whee. 569 No, don't touch those, you little...! 570 Oh, now 571 those were alphabetized. 572 It's okay, it's all right. 573 As long as it doesn't come near us 574 we're going to be okay. 575 Wanna ride on it! 576 Da, da-da. 577 Da-da-da. 578 Oh, y-you like this 579 Fetch! 580 Hey, hey, that's it! 581 No one touches little Mikey! 582 Mike, give her the bear. 583 Oh, no. 584 Make it stop, Sulley! 585 Make it stop! 586 Look! See the bear 587 Ooh, nice bear. 588 Sulley! 589 See 590 Ooh, bear, ooh. 591 Oh, he's a happy bear. 592 He's not crying, neither should you 593 Or we'll be in trouble 594 'Cause they're gonna find us 595 So please stop crying 596 Right now. 597 Good, good, Sulley. Keep it up. 598 You're doing great. 599 Ooh, the happy bear, he has no... 600 She touched me! 601 Sulley, the bear! 602 The bear! 603 Give her the... 604 Whoa! 605 What was that 606 I have no idea 607 but it would be really great 608 if it didn't do it again. 609 Shh, shh, shh. 610 Shh... 611 Shh. 612 Shh... 613 Ah! 614 How could I do this 615 How could I be so stupid 616 This could destroy the company. 617 The company 618 Who cares about the company! 619 What about us 620 That thing is a killing machine! 621 La-la-la-la-la-la 622 I bet it's just waiting for us to fall asleep 623 and then wham! 624 Oh, we're easy prey, my friend- easy prey. 625 We're sitting targets. 626 Okay, look, I think 627 I have a plan here. 628 Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city 629 and release it into the wild. 630 Spoons. 631 That's it, I'm out of ideas. 632 We're closed. Hot air balloon 633 Too expensive. Giant slingshot 634 Too conspicuous. 635 Enormous wooden horse Too Greek! 636 No plan. No plan. 637 Can't think. Can't think. 638 Flatlining. 639 Uh, Mike 640 I think she's getting tired. 641 Well, then why don't you 642 find someplace for it to sleep 643 While I think of a plan! 644 Are you sleepy 645 You want to sleep 646 Is that what you want 647 Huh 648 Okay, all right. 649 I'm making a nice little area for you to... 650 No. Hey, hey, that's my bed! 651 You're going to get your germs all over it. 652 Fine. 653 My chair is more comfortable anyway. 654 What 655 It's just a closet. 656 Will you go to sleep 657 Hey, that looks like Randall. 658 Randall's your monster. 659 You think he's going to come through the closet 660 and scare you. 661 Oh, boy, how do I explain this 662 Uh, it's empty. 663 - See - Ah! 664 No monster in here. 665 Well, now there is 666 but I'm not going to scare you. 667 I'm off-duty. 668 Okay. 669 How about I sit here, until you fall asleep 670 Go ahead. 671 Go to sleep. 672 Now. 673 Now... go. 674 Uh, you... 675 go... 676 to... 677 sleep. 678 Hey, Mike, this might sound crazy 679 but I don't think that kid's dangerous. 680 Really Well, in that case, let's keep it. 681 I always wanted a pet that could kill me! 682 Now, look. 683 What if we just put her back in her door 684 What 685 Mike, think about it. 686 If we send her back, it's like it never happened. 687 Everything goes back to normal. 688 Is that a joke 689 Tell me you're joking. 690 Sulley, I'd like to think that, given the circumstances 691 I have been extremely forgiving up to now 692 but that is a horrible idea! 693 What are we going to do 694 March right out into public with that thing 695 Then I guess we just waltz right up to the factory, right 696 I can't believe we are waltzing right up to the factory. 697 Sulley, a mop, a couple of lights and some chair fabric 698 are not going to fool anyone! 699 Just think about a few names, will you 700 Loch Ness, Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman- 701 they all got one thing in common, pal- banishment. 702 We could be next! 703 Don't panic- we can do this. 704 Hey, how you doing, Frank 705 Hey, guys. 706 Everything's going 707 to be okay. 708 Number One wants this place dusted for prints. 709 Careful with that. 710 I got a good view from here. 711 A little lower. 712 This was recovered at the scene. 713 Don't panic. Don't panic! 714 Don't tell me not to panic. 715 Just keep it together. 716 Everything is not okay! 717 Boo. 718 ...could be contaminated. 719 Gentlemen, safety 720 is our number one concern. 721 If there's anything that... 722 not now, not now. 723 Oh, hello, little one. 724 Where did you come from 725 Mr. Waternoose! 726 Ah, James! Is this one yours 727 Actually, that's my, uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir. 728 Yeah, it's, uh... 729 "Bring an Obscure Relative to Work Day. " 730 Hmm, must have missed the memo. 731 Well, listen, James 732 why don't you stop by the simulator after lunch today 733 and give us that scare demonstration 734 we talked about, huh 735 Oh, oh, sir, uh... 736 Excuse me, Mr. Waternoose 737 Yes, yes, I'm coming. 738 All right then, I'll see you this afternoon, James. 739 That is, if these gentlemen haven't shut us down. 740 Oh, boy. 741 Oh, a scare demo. 742 Well, that is great. 743 Why am I the last to know 744 We can bring your cousin's sister's daughter along. 745 She'll be a big hit! 746 Halt! 747 Stop him! 748 Hold him down. 749 Come on, the coast is clear. 750 Okay, all we have to do is get rid of that thing. 751 So, wait here while I get its card key. 752 But she can't stay here. 753 This is the men's room. 754 That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. 755 It's fine. It's okay. 756 Look, it loves it here! 757 It's dancing with joy! 758 Uh, uh, uh, uh. 759 I'll be right back with its door key. 760 That's a cute little dance you've got. 761 It almost looks like you've got to... 762 Oh. 763 Uh, are you done in there 764 Ah! Sorry. Sorry. 765 Okay, you finished now, right 766 Hello 767 Boo. 768 Where did she go 769 Oh, did she disappear 770 Did she turn invisible 771 I just have no idea. 772 Gotcha! 773 Boo. 774 Hey, you're good. 775 Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed. 776 Roz, my tender, oozing blossom 777 you're looking fabulous today. 778 Is that a new haircut 779 Come on, tell me. 780 It's a new haircut, isn't it 781 That's got to be a new haircut. 782 New makeup You've had a lift. 783 You've had a tuck. You've had something. 784 Something has been inserted in your skin 785 that makes you look like... 786 Listen, I need a favor. 787 Randall was working late last night 788 out on the scare floor. 789 I really need the key for the door he was using. 790 Well, isn't that nice 791 But guess what 792 You didn't turn in your paperwork last night. 793 He didn't... I... no paperwork 794 This office is now closed. 795 Ready or not, here I come! 796 I'm getting warmer. 797 Any second now. 798 Fee fi fo... 799 What are you doing! 800 I- I'm looking for the kid. 801 You lost it! 802 No, no, she was just... 803 Here she is. 804 Hey, what's the matter 805 I already told your buddies I haven't seen anything. 806 All right, carry on. 807 Randall! Thank goodness! 808 What are we going to do about the child 809 Shh! 810 Shh, shh, shh. 811 The front page! It's on the front page. 812 The child- the one you were after. 813 Will you be quiet! 814 Don't you think I'm aware of the situation 815 I was up all night trying to find it. 816 I did a simple calculation 817 factoring in the size of the sushi restaurant. 818 The child may have escaped! 819 Yeah, well, until we know for sure 820 we're going to act like nothing happened, understand 821 You just get the machine up and running. 822 I'll take care of the kid. 823 And when I find whoever let it out, they're dead! 824 Oh! 825 Why are you still here 826 Come on, go! 827 Move! Now! 828 Ow, ow! I'm not here. 829 They're gone. 830 Eww. 831 This is bad. This is so very bad. 832 What were they talking about a machine 833 Who cares Oh! 834 Look, don't panic- all we have to do 835 is call her door down and send her home. 836 You're right, you're right. 837 We're just two regular joes on our way to work. 838 We will blend right in. 839 Top of the mornin', fellas! 840 Hey, what's shakin', bacon 841 Did you lose weight 842 Or a limb 843 You have her card key, right 844 Of course I have her card key. 845 I told you I'd get her card key. 846 I went and got her card key 847 and now I have her card key. 848 Okay, here we go. 849 Take care of yourself. 850 Try not to run through any more closets. 851 Mike, that's not her door. 852 What are you talking about 853 Of course it's her door. It's her door. 854 No, her door was white and it had flowers on it. 855 No. It must have been dark last night 856 because this is its door. 857 Hey, you hear that 858 Sounds like fun in there! 859 Okay, send me a postcard, kid. 860 That's Mike Wazowski, care of 861 22 Mike-Wazowski- you-got-your-life-back Lane. 862 Mowki Kowski. 863 Very good. Now bon voyage! 864 Bye-bye! Come on. 865 Look at the stick. See the stick 866 Go get the stick! Go fetch. 867 Mike, this isn't Boo's door. 868 Boo What's Boo 869 That's what I decided to call her. 870 Is there a problem 871 Sulley, you're not supposed to name it. 872 Once you name it, you start getting attached to it! 873 Now put that thing 874 back where it came from, or so help me... 875 Oh, hey! 876 We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play 877 called Put That Thing Back Where It Came From 878 Or So Help Me. 879 It's a musical! 880 Put that thing back where it came from or so help me 881 Bom-bom, bom-bom, bom-bom... 882 So help me, so help me. 883 And cut! 884 We're still working on it. 885 It's a work in progress 886 but, hey, we need ushers. 887 Sulley, I've had enough. 888 Now say good-bye to... where'd it go 889 What'd you do with it 890 Where is she 891 I don't believe it. 892 She got away from you again! 893 Well, that is just... 894 Wait a minute. 895 The sun is coming up. 896 This is perfect! 897 She's gone! 898 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 899 Where are you going 900 Sulley, please, don't blow this. 901 Not when we're so close to breaking the record. 902 Somebody else will find the kid. 903 It'll be their problem, not ours! 904 She's out of our hair! 905 What are you two doing 906 They're rehearsing a play. 907 She's out of our hair! 908 Can it, Wazowski! 909 So, what do you think of that kid getting out, Sullivan 910 Pretty crazy, huh 911 Oh, yeah, crazy. 912 Word on the street is the kid's 913 been traced back to this factory. 914 You haven't seen anything, have you 915 Uh, well, uh... 916 No, no way! 917 But if it was an inside job 918 I'd put my money on Waxford. 919 Waxford 920 Yeah, the one at station six. 921 You know, he's got them shifty eyes. 922 Hey, Waxford! 923 Sulley! 924 Michael Wazowski! 925 Last night was one of the worst nights 926 of my entire life, bar none! 927 I thought you cared about me. 928 Honey, please. 929 Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi. 930 Sushi Sushi! 931 You think this is about sushi! 932 Wazowski! 933 Michael! Mike... 934 Men. 935 Breathe. Keep breathing. 936 Whew. 937 Yikes! 938 Where's the kid 939 Kid What kid 940 It's here in the factory, isn't it 941 You're not pinning this on me. 942 It never would have gotten out 943 if you hadn't been cheating last night! 944 Cheating 945 Cheating. Right. 946 Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. 947 What happens when the whistle blows in five minutes 948 Uh... I get a time-out 949 Everyone goes to lunch! 950 Which means the scare floor will be... 951 Painted 952 Empty! It'll be empty, you idiot! 953 You see that clock 954 When the big hand is pointing up 955 and the little hand is pointing up 956 the kid's door will be in my station. 957 But when the big hand points down 958 the door will be gone. 959 You have until then to put the kid back. 960 Get the picture 961 Boo! 962 No. 963 Hey, you! Halt! 964 He's the one. 965 The one from the commercial! 966 Affirmative. That's him. 967 Can we get an autograph 968 Oh, oh, sure. No problem. 969 You can make that out to Bethany, my daughter. 970 Yes. Let's see... 971 "From your scary friend 972 best wishes... " 973 So I said, "If you talk to me 974 like that again, we're through!" 975 What'd she say 976 You know my mom. 977 She sent me to my room. 978 See you guys later, take it easy. 979 Bottoms up! 980 No! 981 Whoa! 982 Hey. 983 Oh, well, hello, there. 984 What's your name 985 Mike Wazowski! 986 Sulley! 987 Oh, Sulley. 988 Okay, Sulley, come on, enough. 989 Hey, you guys seen Sulley anywhere 990 Nope. Sorry. 991 Oh, Sulley! 992 Boy, Wazowski looks like he's in trouble. 993 2319! 994 We have a 2319! 995 Oh, dear. 996 Get him! 997 Sulley Sulley! 998 Sulley! 999 Oh, great news, pal. 1000 I got us a way out of this mess 1001 but we got to hurry. 1002 Where is it 1003 Sull, that's a cube of garbage. 1004 Uh-oh. 1005 I- I can still hear her little voice. 1006 Mike Wazowski! 1007 Hey, I can hear her, too. 1008 Mike Wazowski! 1009 How many kids you got in there 1010 Mike Wazowski! 1011 Kitty! 1012 Boo! 1013 Boo, oh, you're all right! 1014 I was so worried! 1015 Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady! 1016 Oh, but I'm so glad you're safe. 1017 My, what an affectionate father. 1018 Actually, she's my cousin's sister's... 1019 Okay, Sulley. 1020 That's enough. Let's go. 1021 Mike Wazowski! 1022 Yeah, yeah. 1023 Step aside, kid. We're in a... 1024 Will you stop making Boo laugh 1025 I didn't, so come on! 1026 I still don't understand. You've got Boo's door 1027 I'll explain later. Run. 1028 Okay, let's move, let's move, let's move. 1029 Come on. 1030 Oh, please be there, please be there, please be there. 1031 There it is! 1032 Just like Randall said! 1033 Randall Wait a minute. 1034 Oh, hey. 1035 One, two, three, four! 1036 Get the kid back through the door! 1037 Hey, hey. 1038 We're going to get our lives back. 1039 The nightmare is over. 1040 Hey, it's okay, Boo. 1041 What's the matter 1042 Come on, it's time to move! 1043 Mike, what are you thinking 1044 We can't trust Randall. 1045 He's after Boo. 1046 Who cares Let's go. 1047 This is a limited time offer. 1048 No, no. 1049 I don't like this. 1050 Look, Sulley, you wanted her door and there it is. 1051 Now, let's move. 1052 No, Mike. 1053 You want me to prove everything's on the up-and-up 1054 Fine! He wants the door, I get the door... 1055 Mike, wait! 1056 He's a paranoid delusional furball. 1057 Mike! 1058 Shh, shh, shh. 1059 Hey, Sulley, where you been all day 1060 Sulley Sulley 1061 Huh 1062 Mike 1063 Where are you 1064 You in there 1065 Where are you, buddy 1066 Mike 1067 Hey. 1068 Boo, way to go. 1069 It's okay. 1070 Yes! I got the kid! 1071 Oh, huzzah! 1072 That's great news. 1073 Not that I was concerned, of course. 1074 Just get over here and help me! 1075 Come on, come on, come on. 1076 While we're young here, Fungus! 1077 Kid needs to take off a few pounds. 1078 Wazowski! 1079 Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin 1080 Okay, first of all, it's cree-tin. 1081 If you're going to threaten me, do it properly. 1082 Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me 1083 is going to help you cheat your way to the top! 1084 You still think this is about that stupid scare record 1085 Well... I did, right up until you chuckled like that 1086 and now I'm thinking I should just get out of here. 1087 I am about to revolutionize the scaring industry 1088 and when I do, even the great James P. Sullivan 1089 is going to be working for me. 1090 Well 1091 somebody's certainly been a busy bee. 1092 First, I need to know where the kid is 1093 and you're going to tell me. 1094 Yeah, I don't know anything. 1095 Uh-huh, sure. 1096 I don't. 1097 I mean, I don't. 1098 Oh-oh. 1099 What's that 1100 Come on. Wait, wait, wait. 1101 Oh-oh. Oh-oh. Oh, come on. 1102 No, no, no, no, no. 1103 Come on, hey, hey, hey. 1104 This thing is moving. 1105 I don't like big... 1106 moving things that are moving towards me. 1107 No! Come on! 1108 Hey, Randall! 1109 Say hello to the scream extractor. 1110 Hello. 1111 Come on, where you going 1112 We'll talk. 1113 Come on, we'll have a latte! 1114 Come on. 1115 We can talk about this. 1116 What's that thing What is that thing 1117 Wait, wait, wait! 1118 Stop, stop! 1119 No, no! 1120 Come on, hey! 1121 Help! Help! Help! 1122 Help! 1123 Oh, for... 1124 What did you do wrong this time 1125 I don't know. 1126 I calibrated the drive... 1127 Go check the machine! 1128 There must be something wrong with the scream intake valve. 1129 That's the problem with these 3250 units... 1130 Huh 1131 Hmm. 1132 Psst! 1133 Fungus. Fungus. 1134 You like cars, huh 1135 'Cause I got a really nice car. 1136 If you let me go, I'll give you... 1137 a ride in the car. 1138 Please, Fungus 1139 I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said 1140 I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot. 1141 Hmm... 1142 What happened 1143 Where's Wazowski 1144 Where is he! 1145 Come on! 1146 This is crazy. He's going to kill us! 1147 Careful. That could be contaminated. 1148 We got to get out of here now! 1149 We can start a whole new life somewhere far away. 1150 Good-bye, Monsters, Inc.! 1151 Good-bye, Mr. Waternoose! 1152 No, Mike, wait! 1153 Hey, what are you doing 1154 Follow me. I have an idea. 1155 No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... 1156 Simulation terminated. 1157 No, no, no, no, no. 1158 What was that 1159 You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep. 1160 I was going for a snake/ninja approach 1161 with a little hissing. 1162 How many times do I have to tell you 1163 It's all about presence! 1164 About how you enter the room! 1165 Mr. Waternoose! 1166 James! Perfect timing. 1167 No, no. Sir, you don't understand. 1168 Ah, now, show these monsters how it's done. 1169 What No, no, I can't... 1170 Sir... sir, you have 1171 to listen to me. 1172 Pay attention, everyone. 1173 You're about to see 1174 the best in the business. 1175 Reset the simulator. 1176 But-but, sir! 1177 Good night, sweetheart. 1178 Night, Mom. 1179 Kitty! 1180 No, Boo, no, no! 1181 Now, give us a big, loud roar. 1182 Mr. Waternoose, there's no time for this. 1183 Come on. What are you waiting for Roar! 1184 But-but-but, sir! 1185 Roar! 1186 Well done. 1187 Well done, James. 1188 Boo 1189 - All right, gentlemen, I hope you've learned... - Right this way, everyone. 1190 ...a valuable lesson in scaring today. 1191 Boo. 1192 Boo 1193 Boo, it's me. 1194 The child! 1195 Sir, she isn't toxic. 1196 I know it sounds crazy, but trust me. 1197 Boo 1198 No, no, no, no. 1199 It's okay. 1200 I was just... 1201 No, no, no, no, no, don't be scared. 1202 That wasn't real. 1203 It's just a... 1204 I was just... 1205 No... 1206 Boo. 1207 ...and he was going to test it out 1208 on that sweet, little girl. 1209 - Boo. - Now that we have her... 1210 ...he is trying to kill us. 1211 This whole thing is Randall's fault. 1212 Randall 1213 Yes. And we can take you to his secret lab, which is right here 1214 in this factory. 1215 How could this happen 1216 Oh, how could this happen 1217 Does anyone else know about this 1218 No, sir. 1219 Good. 1220 This company can't afford any more bad publicity. 1221 Now, before we do anything else, let's... 1222 take care of the child. 1223 Oh, I never thought things would come to this... 1224 not in my factory. 1225 I'm sorry you boys got mixed up in this. 1226 Especially you, James. 1227 But now we can set 1228 everything straight again for the good of the company. 1229 Uh... 1230 sir, that's not her door. 1231 I know, I know. 1232 It's yours. 1233 No! 1234 Boo! 1235 No! No! 1236 No! No! No! No! 1237 No! 1238 It's too late! 1239 We're banished, genius. 1240 We're in the human world! 1241 Oh, what a great idea, going to your old pal Waternoose! 1242 Too bad he was in on the whole thing! 1243 All you had to do was listen to me- just once! 1244 But you didn't, did you 1245 You're still not listening! 1246 Take that! 1247 Welcome to the Himalayas! 1248 "Abominable"! 1249 Can you believe that 1250 Do I look abominable to you 1251 Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman or... 1252 or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud 1253 I'm a nice guy. 1254 Snow cone 1255 Yuck. 1256 No, no, no. 1257 Don't worry- it's lemon. 1258 Uh, how about you, big fella 1259 Snow cone 1260 Did you see the way she... looked at me 1261 Ah, poor guy. 1262 I understand. 1263 It ain't easy being banished. 1264 Take my buddy, Bigfoot. 1265 When he was banished 1266 he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. 1267 Wore it on his head like a tiara. 1268 Called himself King Itchy. 1269 Ah, it won't be so hard for you guys, though, you know. 1270 I mean, how lucky can you get 1271 Banished with your best friend. 1272 He is not my friend. 1273 Oh. I just assumed you were buddies, you know 1274 when I saw you out there in the snow 1275 hugging and all that. 1276 Look at that big jerk. 1277 Ruined my life, and for what 1278 A stupid kid! 1279 Because of you, I am now stuck 1280 in this frozen wasteland! 1281 Wasteland 1282 I think you mean wonderland! 1283 I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh 1284 Oh, and wait till you see the local village. 1285 Cutest thing in the world. 1286 I haven't even mentioned all the free yak's milk. 1287 What... what did you say 1288 Yak's milk. 1289 Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic. 1290 You know, once you pick the hairs out 1291 it's very nutritious. 1292 No, no. Something about a village. 1293 Where Are there kids in it 1294 Kids Sure. 1295 Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks... 1296 Where is it! 1297 It's at the bottom of the mountain. 1298 Around a three-day hike. 1299 Oh, three days! 1300 We need to get there now! 1301 You want to go to the village 1302 Okay, rule number one out here. 1303 Always... 1304 No. 1305 Never go out in a blizzard. 1306 We need to get to Boo. 1307 Boo! 1308 What about us 1309 Ever since that kid came in 1310 you've ignored everything I've said 1311 and now look where we are! 1312 Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley. 1313 We would have had it made! 1314 None of that matters now. 1315 None of it matter... 1316 Wa-wait a second. 1317 None of it matters 1318 Okay. 1319 That's... no. Good. Great. 1320 So, now the truth comes out, doesn't it 1321 Oh, would you look at that 1322 We're out of snow cones, uh... 1323 Let me... just go outside 1324 and make some more. 1325 Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for 1326 Does that matter Huh 1327 And what about Celia 1328 I am never... never going to see her again. 1329 Doesn't that matter 1330 What about me 1331 I'm your pal. 1332 I'm... I'm your best friend. 1333 Don't I matter 1334 I'm sorry, Mike. 1335 I'm sorry we're stuck out here. 1336 I didn't mean for this to happen. 1337 But Boo's in trouble. 1338 I think there might be a way to save her 1339 if we can just get down to that... 1340 "We" 1341 Whoa, whoa, whoa. "We" 1342 No. 1343 There's no "we" this time, pal. 1344 If-if-if you want to go out there 1345 and freeze to death 1346 you be my guest... 1347 because you're on your own. 1348 Hey, I got more snow cones! 1349 Ohh! 1350 Ahh! 1351 Ahh! 1352 Oh, come on, now, George. I know you can do this. 1353 I picked out an easy door for you- in Nepal. 1354 Nice, quiet Nepal. 1355 You know, you're right. 1356 Here, take this. 1357 Go get 'em, Georgie! 1358 Gangway! Look out! Coming through! 1359 Sorry, George. 1360 Hey, you can't just... 1361 23... 1362 Out of the way! 1363 - Hey! - Whoa! 1364 Don't! 1365 Finally! 1366 I never should have trusted you with this. 1367 Because of you, I had to banish my top scarer! 1368 With this machine, we won't need scarers. 1369 Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved. 1370 Sullivan was twice the scarer you will ever be! 1371 Kitty! 1372 Kitty! 1373 Sullivan 1374 Wh-whoa! 1375 Kitty! 1376 Sorry, Boo. 1377 Stop him! 1378 Let's get you home. 1379 Ooh! 1380 Finish him off! 1381 Oh! Ooh! Oh! 1382 You don't know how long 1383 I've wanted to do that, Sullivan. 1384 Hah! 1385 Ooh! 1386 Ooh! 1387 Mike! 1388 Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid. 1389 Mike, you don't understand. 1390 Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all. 1391 I needed some time to think. 1392 But you shouldn't have left me out there. 1393 I'm being attacked! 1394 No, I'm not attacking you. 1395 I'm trying to be honest. 1396 Just hear me out. 1397 You and I are a team. 1398 Nothing is more important than our friendship. 1399 I- I-I know, kid. 1400 He's too sensitive. 1401 Come on, pal. 1402 If you start crying, I'm going to cry 1403 and I'll never get through this. 1404 I'm sorry I wasn't there for you 1405 but I am now. 1406 Ow! 1407 Sulley, I am baring my soul here. 1408 The least you could do is pay attention! 1409 Hey, look at that- it's Randall! It's... 1410 Oh. 1411 Come on! 1412 Get up! 1413 There can't be any witnesses. 1414 There won't be. 1415 I'm glad you came back, Mike. 1416 Somebody's got to take care of you, you big hairball. 1417 Ow! 1418 Schmoopsie-poo, I really can't talk. 1419 Come on! 1420 Michael, if you don't tell me 1421 what's going on right now, we are through! 1422 You hear me Through! 1423 Here's the truth. 1424 You know the kid that they're looking for- Sulley let her in. 1425 We tried to send her back 1426 but Waternoose had this secret plot 1427 and now Randall's right behind us and he's trying to kill us! 1428 You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski! 1429 Mike Wazowski! 1430 I love you, Schmoopsie-poo! 1431 Move it! Look out, you... 1432 Oh! 1433 ...idiot! 1434 Look out. Coming through, here, coming through! 1435 Make way. Move it! 1436 Hurry up, hurry up. 1437 There they are! 1438 Attention, employees: Randall Boggs 1439 has just broken the all-time scare record. 1440 Huh 1441 No, I didn't. 1442 Get out of my way! 1443 Go get 'em, Googley Bear! 1444 There it is! 1445 Get off my tail! 1446 Let me through! 1447 Sulley, what are you doing 1448 Grab on, Mike! 1449 Are you out of your... 1450 Sulley, what are we doing 1451 We have to get Boo's door and find a station. 1452 What a plan- simple, yet insane! 1453 Whoa. 1454 Oh, boy. 1455 Hold on! 1456 Wow! 1457 Don't look down! 1458 I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick! 1459 Whoa! 1460 Oh, no! 1461 No! 1462 Aah... 1463 - Boo's door - There it is! 1464 How are we supposed to get to it now 1465 Oh, it's a dead end, Sulley! 1466 There he is. 1467 Make her laugh. 1468 What, Sulley! 1469 Just do it! 1470 Oh... ow! 1471 Get it open. 1472 Here he comes. 1473 Give me that kid! 1474 Why couldn't we get banished here 1475 Come on. We got to find another door. 1476 Look, Boo's door! 1477 There he is! 1478 Hurry up, hurry up! 1479 Give me your hand. 1480 Come on, it slides, it slides! 1481 Ooh, right, right, right. 1482 Jump! I'm behind you! 1483 Come on! 1484 Hurry up! Keep moving! 1485 Get inside! 1486 Ooh! That was weird. 1487 Mike 1488 Oh, sorry, buddy. 1489 Oh! 1490 I hope that hurt, lizard boy! 1491 Great job, buddy. We lost him. 1492 Boo! 1493 Ha, ha! 1494 No! 1495 Nice working with you! 1496 Get it open! 1497 - I'm trying! - Open the door! 1498 Come on, get in here! 1499 Boo! 1500 There they are! 1501 Sulley, what are you doing 1502 Sulley! 1503 Looks like we caught the express, pal. 1504 Do you see them 1505 Straight ahead! 1506 No... 1507 Kitty! 1508 Boo! 1509 Look at everybody's favorite scarer now! 1510 You stupid, pathetic waste! 1511 You've been number one for too long, Sullivan. 1512 Now your time is up! 1513 And don't worry. 1514 I'll take good care of the kid. 1515 No! 1516 She's not scared of you anymore. 1517 Looks like you're out of a job. 1518 All right, come on, over the plate. 1519 Let's see the ol' stuff here, pal. 1520 Come on, now, chuck him, chuck him, baby. Hum, baby. 1521 Hum, baby, here's the pitch. 1522 Wait, please, don't, don't, don't! 1523 No! 1524 And he is... out of here! 1525 Mama, another gator got in the house. 1526 Another gator! 1527 Give me that shovel! Come here! 1528 Get him, Mama! Get that gator! 1529 Care to do the honors, Mikey 1530 With pleasure. 1531 That's right, Boo. 1532 You did it. 1533 You beat him. 1534 Come on. 1535 Okay, Boo, it's time to go home. 1536 Take care of yourself, and be a good girl, okay 1537 Oh, no! 1538 The power's out! 1539 Make her laugh again. 1540 All right, I got a move here. 1541 It'll bring down the house. 1542 Up... 1543 Oh, sorry, she didn't see that. 1544 What! What'd you do, forget to check 1545 if her stupid hood was up 1546 ya big dope! 1547 Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her. 1548 You know we still need her to laugh. 1549 Right. 1550 Hey, Boo, just kidding. Look! 1551 Funny, right Huh See what the... 1552 These are the jokes, kid. 1553 Whoa! 1554 What's happening 1555 Hold on! 1556 When the door lands in this station, cut the power. 1557 You'll have the child and the criminals responsible 1558 for this whole mess. 1559 Great. A welcoming committee! 1560 What are we going to do! 1561 This is the CDA. 1562 Come out slowly 1563 with the child in plain sight. 1564 Okay, okay. 1565 You got us. 1566 Here we are. 1567 Here's the kid. 1568 I'm cooperating. 1569 But before you take us away, I have one thing to say: 1570 Catch! 1571 2319! 1572 We have a toxic projectile! 1573 Halt! After the suspect! 1574 Cover the area! Bring in reinforcements! 1575 Stop him! 1576 Come on. 1577 Don't let them get away. 1578 What...! 1579 No, wait, wait! 1580 Come back! He has the child! 1581 Sullivan Sullivan! 1582 Give me the child! 1583 Me not go! 1584 Give her to me! 1585 Open this door! Open this door! 1586 Hey! 1587 Sullivan! 1588 Don't do it. 1589 Come on. 1590 Don't go in that room! 1591 I think we stopped him, Boo. 1592 You're safe now. 1593 You be a good girl, okay 1594 This has gone far enough, James. 1595 She's home now! Just leave her alone! 1596 I can't do that! 1597 She's seen too much. 1598 You both have. 1599 It doesn't have to be this way. 1600 I have no choice! 1601 Times have changed. 1602 Scaring isn't enough anymore. 1603 But kidnapping children! 1604 I'll kidnap a thousand children 1605 before I let this company die 1606 and I'll silence anyone 1607 who gets in my way! 1608 No! 1609 Good night, Mom. 1610 Good night, sweetheart. 1611 Good night, Mom. 1612 What, wh-what is this! What Who Huh 1613 Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated. 1614 Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys 1615 but I spotted several big mistakes. 1616 But-but-but how-how did... How did... 1617 You know what 1618 Let's watch my favorite part again... shall we 1619 I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die. 1620 What... Wha... 1621 I'll kidnap a thousand children before... 1622 Shh, shh, shh, shh! 1623 Shh! 1624 I'll get him. 1625 All right, come with us, sir. 1626 Wh-what are you doing 1627 Take your hands off me! 1628 You can't arrest me! 1629 I hope you're happy, Sullivan! 1630 You've destroyed this company. Monsters, Incorporated is dead! 1631 Where will everyone get their scream now! 1632 The energy crisis will only get worse 1633 because of you! 1634 Stay where you are. 1635 Huh 1636 Number One wants to talk to you. 1637 Attention! 1638 Hello, boys. 1639 Roz! 1640 Two and a half years of undercover work 1641 were almost wasted 1642 when you intercepted that child, Mr. Sullivan. 1643 Of course, without your help, I never would have known 1644 that this went all the way up to Waternoose. 1645 Now... 1646 about the girl... 1647 I just want to send her home. 1648 Very good. 1649 Bring me a door shredder. 1650 What, you mean... you mean, I can't see her again 1651 That's the way it has to be. 1652 I'll give you five minutes. 1653 Well, so long, kid. 1654 Mike Wazowski! 1655 Yeah. 1656 Ah, Boo, it's been fun. 1657 Go ahead. 1658 Go grow up. 1659 Uh-uh, B-Boo... 1660 Um... Boo 1661 Oh, look at that. 1662 Yeah, you know... 1663 Oh, that's cute, yeah. 1664 Uh, Boo, um... 1665 Well, that's very nice. 1666 Come here, you! 1667 Oh, he's a happy bear... 1668 Nothing's coming out of your closet 1669 to scare you anymore, right 1670 Mm... 1671 Yeah. 1672 Good-bye, Boo. 1673 Kitty. 1674 Kitty has to go. 1675 Boo! 1676 Kitty 1677 None of this 1678 ever happened, gentlemen. 1679 And I don't want to see any paperwork on this. 1680 Take him away. 1681 I bet we get the rest of the day off. 1682 You idiot! 1683 They're going to shut down the factory! 1684 I'm telling you, pal, when that wall went up 1685 you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face. 1686 Whoo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape. 1687 Hey, you all right 1688 Come on, pal, cheer up, we did it! 1689 We got Boo home. 1690 Ah, sure, we put the factory in the toilet, and... 1691 gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now. 1692 Not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us 1693 when there's no more power, but, hey... 1694 at least we had some laughs, right 1695 Laughs... 1696 Hey, is this thing on Hello 1697 Hello Testing, testing. 1698 Hey, good evening. How are you 1699 How are you Nice to see you. 1700 I tell you, it's good to be here in... your room. 1701 Where you from 1702 Never mind. 1703 You're in kindergarten, right 1704 Oh, I love kindergarten. 1705 Best three years of my life. 1706 Of my life. 1707 But I love sports. 1708 Dodgeball was the best. 1709 Oh, yeah. 1710 I was the fastest one out there. 1711 Course I was the ball. 1712 But I... 1713 was the ball, see 1714 All right. 1715 Ah... 1716 Ah 1717 Hey, thanks a lot. 1718 I'll be here all week. 1719 Remember to tip your waitresses. 1720 Great job, Mikey. 1721 You filled your quota on the first kid of the day. 1722 Not bad, huh 1723 You know, only somebody with perfect comedic timing 1724 could produce this much energy in one shot. 1725 Uh-huh, and the fact that laughter is 1726 ten times more powerful than scream 1727 had nothing to do with it. 1728 Oh, Googley Bear. 1729 Come here, you. 1730 Schmoopsie-poo! 1731 Googley. 1732 Whoa! 1733 Girls! Girls, put... 1734 Stop, stop, stop! 1735 Michael, you're such a charmer. 1736 Hey, did you bring the magazine 1737 They just delivered a whole box. 1738 Let me see it! 1739 Sulley and I made the cover, right 1740 I don't believe it. 1741 Googley Bear... 1742 I'm on the cover of a magazine! 1743 Ow! 1744 Oh, this is great! 1745 Oh. 1746 Hey, Sulley! 1747 Hey, uh, Mike. I was, uh, just... 1748 Well, listen, if you got a minute 1749 there's something I want to show you. 1750 But-but-but... 1751 Okay, close your eyes. 1752 Follow me. Come on. 1753 I- I-I... 1754 No peeking. 1755 Keep coming, keep coming, keep coming. 1756 Come on, keep coming. 1757 Keep coming, keep coming. 1758 Mike... 1759 Follow the sultry sound of my voice. 1760 Okay, stop. Open them. 1761 Ta-da! 1762 Mike... 1763 Is that... 1764 Sorry it took 1765 so long, pal. 1766 It was a lot of wood to go through. 1767 You know, it only works 1768 if you have every piece. 1769 Boo 1770 Kitty! 1771 - Speed. - Marker. 1772 And... action. 1773 With a million or two 1774 I'd live in a penthouse 1775 In a room with a view 1776 And if I were handsome 1777 No way. 1778 It could happen. 1779 Those dreams do come true 1780 I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you 1781 Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have 1782 Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have 1783 Wouldn't have nothing... 1784 Okay, cut. 1785 Okay, you finished now, right 1786 Hello 1787 Hello. 1788 Come on, get lost, you two. 1789 You're making him lose his focus. 1790 Oh, sorry. 1791 See you later, fellas. 1792 Go get 'em, Mr. Solomon. 1793 You idiot! 1794 It's Sullivan, not Solomon! 1795 What 1796 You're messing up the scene! 1797 Sorry. 1798 We're never going to work in Hollywood again! 1799 Let me do it over. 1800 Shut up! 1801 Keep rolling! 1802 You're making it worse! 1803 Duck and cover, people! 1804 Hey, thanks, guys. 1805 That was a close one. 1806 Ta-da! 1807 Oh, Boo, it's been fun. 1808 Go ahead. 1809 Go throw up. 1810 What What did I say 1811 What What 1812 Cut. 1813 Hey, Ted! 1814 Good morning! 1815 Cut. 1816 Hey, how was that Was I scary 1817 Do I get the part 1818 Thank you. 1819 Can I do it again 1820 I can be taller! 1821 Next! 1822 And action! 1823 Okay, let's move. Let's move, let's move! 1824 Ow! 1825 Can we get a little more wax on the floor, please 1826 Wait a minute. Randall 1827 That cheater! 1828 He's trying to boost his numbers! 1829 There's something else. 1830 What! 1831 Look-lay in the bag-bay. 1832 I think you mean "Ook-lay in the ag-bay. " 1833 What Didn't I... 1834 Well, you know, maybe you should just take a minute 1835 and ead-ray your ipt-scray. 1836 You think he's going to come through the closet 1837 and scare you. 1838 Oh, boy, how do I explain this 1839 Uh, it's empty. 1840 See 1841 Guess who. 1842 Hey, what's the... 1843 Okay, very funny. 1844 Hey, I look good in a suit. 1845 Marker. 1846 Let her rip. 1847 Go. 1848 Whoa! 1849 Shut it off! Shut it off! 1850 Pull the lever! 1851 You're making it worse! 1852 But I must admit it 1853 Big guy, you always come through 1854 I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you 1855 You and me together 1856 That's how it always should be 1857 One without the other don't mean nothing to me 1858 Nothing to me... 1859 Oh, hey! 1860 We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play 1861 called Put That Thing Back Where It Came From 1862 Or So Help Me. 1863 It's a musical! 1864 Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me 1865 Bom-bom, bom-bom, bom-bom... 1866 Get that thing away from me, you guys 1867 Put that thing back where it came from 1868 Or I'll poke myself in the eye! 1869 It's a work in progress. 1870 It's gonna get better. 1871 Ladies and gentlemen 1872 welcome to this year's company play 1873 starring, written 1874 and directed by Mike... 1875 and produced! 1876 And produced by Mike Wazowski. 1877 Oh. 1878 Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me 1879 So help me 1880 So help me get by 1881 Put that thing back where it came from 1882 Or so help me 1883 So help me 1884 I just gotta cry... 1885 Your seat is right over there, sir. 1886 Boo! 1887 There's a child, there's a child 1888 There's a human child 1889 Oh, no! 1890 Running 'round the restaurant 1891 This is really wild 1892 What in heaven's name will become of us 1893 We who are living in Monstropolis 1894 All right, Wazowski. 1895 Tell us where the kid is. 1896 I will never talk! 1897 Never! 1898 She's out of our hair 1899 And just when I dare... to care 1900 She says, "au contraire" 1901 You're my pair... of friends 1902 I love you. 1903 Keep it together, man! 1904 And so we put that kid back where she came from 1905 And she helped us to find 1906 A better tomorrow today! 1907 Thank you! 1908 What a night for my mother to be in the audience! 1909 Ladies and gentlemen 1910 my mom! 1911 Thank you, Monstropolis! 1912 I don't have to say it 1913 Ah, say it anyway. 1914 'Cause we... 1915 Both know it's true 1916 I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have 1917 I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have 1918 I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you 1919 Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. 1920 One more time. 1921 It worked! 1922 I don't have to say it 1923 I'm gonna anyway! 1924 'Cause we both know it's true 1925 Let's take it home, big guy. 1926 I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have 1927 I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have 1928 I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you 1929 You, you 1930 A, E, I, O... 1931 That means you, yeah.